If You Drink Alcohol Before Having Sex Then You Need Chasers

My girlfriend and I discovered a great thing recently. Since we are sex maniacs and we like our red wine (and sometimes coconut rum), in the old days, large amounts of alcohol dampened our sex lives. But now, hangovers are a thing of the past thanks to Chasers (also known as Chasers Plus) ... These amazing little orange pills are to be taken every two hours while drinking alcohol. They really are great because, when I didn't take Chasers, I used to get terrible headaches only 3-4 hours after drinking champagne or all types of wine. Vodka never really did this to me but vodka and other liquors screw-up my prostate (when more than 6 ounces are consumed) so I decided to switch to wines so my body is happier. Wine used to really make me feel good for 1-2 hours and then I'd "crash". Yuck! But with Chasers, I don't crash anymore. It's a smooth nice feeling for hours and hours with no hangover. And I feel more in-control than "out-of-control....When we go to Mardi Gras (last year I was "Hugh Hefner" and my sweetie was an awesome Playboy bunny...we were stopped hundreds of times by people wanting to photograph us...what fun!!) we can go all day with Chasers and never "come down". I used to pay $29.95 for a bottle of 40 pills at Walgreens but now I get them online from www.nutritiongeeks.com for only $15.95. Nice!
I like to give my girlfriend a bunch of wine because it really loosens her up and she does some wild things to me after 2-4 glasses. I always shower and triple-wash everything "downstairs" before we go drinking and when I get home she sometimes gives me some extra nice treats. For example, she says, "OK, get on your hands and knees!" and I always "assume the position" immediately.....because I know what is about to happen...she first sucks my cock just to get me warmed up...then she licks the side and bottom of my scrotum....then she places a flat tongue firmly on my G-Spot (perineum) as she jacks me off and by now I am screaming with pleasure into the pillow so the neighbors don't think a murder is taking place....then she caps this all off with some rimming. OMG! What a rush!! Guys, don't knock it until you've tried it!!!!!!!!!!

Ejacu-Blast Works Fairly Well

Yesterday, I returned from a week of sailing, drinking coconut rum, and skinny-dipping in the Virgin Islands with my girlfriend. It was a lot of fun but it was hot sleeping at night because this yacht did not have air-conditioning. A doctor-friend of mine loaned it to me for free so I can't complain too much! We had a lot of fun times but the highlight was sailing downwind between the U.S. and British Virgin Islands and my girlfriend started stroking my little friend, who became a big friend and she then proceeded to suck it for 25 minutes. I had the boat on autopilot and the sails set just right so I just sat back and went into an extended state of ecstasy... OH YES, that was great!!! I only missed running into two other yachts... hahaha.
We returned to my home yesterday and she had to take a trip out of state today, so this morning, before she left, I tried a new product called Ejacu-Blast. It heightened my sensitivity by 30% and, combined with the Multiple Orgasm Generator, we both had rip-roaring orgasms. We had sex for two hours and I had great staying power and she was inpressed with my hardness. I ordered the product from the Institute For Well Being ....

Do Penis Pills Really Work?

I have tried 5 of the top brands of penis pills over the past 4 years. I gave each brand at least 3 months to show me some results. I discarded any product containing Yohimbe because this is not good for you. All the products seemed to increase sperm and prostatic fluid production and shorten my "recovery time" between ejaculations. That is, if it normally takes a guy 5-6 days to get to "Horniness Level 10" again (after ejaculation), if you take the pills, it cuts the recovery time in half. So, from that standpoint, they all seem to work well.

The only product that got any growth results was Magna Rx. It didn't quite grow the way I thought it would. No, it didn't cause it to "curley-Q" like a pig's penis....but it caused it to grow thicker from the mid-point up to the tip and 1/2" of length was added. I used to have 6.5" fully erect and now it gets to 7" (see the above photo). And then at the base, it thickened up and got stronger. This "base thickening" happened after my girlfriend started consistently getting on top and riding me hard. The first few times it really hurt because she twisted it but I wanted to be of utmost service to my fabulous lover so I just took it like a man.........then somehow, over a period of 6 weeks, my body "knew" that it needed to beef up the base and it slowly got stronger and wider. Now my girlfriend can jump on top and ride me like crazy and it does not hurt. And because she is in total control she always cums. I love it when this happens!!!!!

All those claims of "Gaining 3-4 inches" are a bunch of baloney and if they are sued for their claims they say, "Oh, we meant the gain you see from flacid to fully-erect "when they talk about 3-5" gain.

Magna Rx can cost up to $29.95/bottle in health food stores but I found it on line at $14.94 at http://www.vitacircle.com/. It's apparently "The World's Most Popular Male Enhancement Program".

King Style Makes The Perfect Banana Hammock!

Guys, today's discussion is about briefs, which relates to masturbation because certain types feel great to wear and are better for you, especially if you work out in the heat or just get hot in the summertime. I have tried many, many different brands and have determined that every guy should have some of the King Style "Balls In One Erector Briefs". You can get them on http://www.amazon.com/ for $19.95 and they are worth every penny. These are very unique in that they hold your cock "up" in a vertical pouch and your ball sack is contained in a mesh pouch that keeps it much cooler than it would normally be in the summer. And this is important to maintain maximum sperm production, which we all want! Most guys know that if the body temperature gets too high, sperm production drops. That is why nature makes the balls sag way down when you get hot. It's to keep the testicles cool and sperm production up. Isn't nature wonderful?! These briefs are great because they hold the cock up and away from the balls which keeps you cooler.

Some other benefits:

- If you are standing near the corner of a desk or counter-top and position the corner against your "outer" G-Spot (perineum) and hump it a little, it feels reeeallly good. The briefs hold your balls up and away so your G-Spot makes direct contact with the desk. This is fun to do in the office when nobody is looking. Also, it indirectly massages your prostate which you must do every day for good prostate health.

- Being a middle aged guy, I noticed that my cock started "sagging" (curving downward) when it is erect as I got older. This is a natural aging thing, but it can be reversed with plenty of "exercise" (masturbation) and I noticed after 6 months of wearing these briefs that my cock now points slightly upward again. Like when I was 16 years old! This is anatomically a good thing because it helps the cock make effective contact with my girlfriend's G-Spot, which is that ribbed area in the upper vagina that she likes me to massage. I guess because it is now held "up" in the briefs that the ligaments in my cock were "re-trained". I'm all for re-training!

- Another side benefit is that my "package" looks bigger. I have occasionally noticed that certain women, some I know and some I don't know, look down at my package and briefly stare at it now! Oh, that makes me feel good.

Pheromones Do Work (For like 10 minutes)

Today I "exercised" for an hour with the Multiple Orgasm GENERATOR and it was a good session (like they all are)! Here is a photo of the GENERATOR "in action" ... as it vibrates, the waves of pleasure go all through the body. Nothing else matters when I am in that "Zone"...What a great way to start the day! People have remarked that I seem much more relaxed and happy-looking than in the past. I think this device has some sort of calming-effect that lingers for 5-8 hours after use...................... I tried something new today...I wanted to see what effect pheromones would have. I found an old vial of Pherozine by LifeKey that I bought some years ago and applied a small amount to the inside of my arm and my shoulder. It almost has no scent to it... but after sniffing it for a few seconds I did feel this rush of desire and my body shivered all over with pleasure... I kept doing this off and on for 30 minutes but it wears off after perhaps 10 minutes so you have to reapply it...I am going to put some on my girlfriend when I see her next..... Yummmmmmm

Skype Facilitates Great Cyber Sex!

Today I "exercised" for two hours!!! I received a little "help" with 1/10 of a 100mg Viagra so my soldier would stand at full "attention" for two hours. My girlfriend and I love to talk by Skype, which is a free Internet phone service. It allows for video calls so we can see each other during the calls. This is great because if you are discussing sensitive issues, the proper context gets communicated. Or, if I want to see her beautiful naked body, I can do so with a full-screen view. Nice!!! We sometimes masturbate together in the mornings...she turns her camera on her beautiful smooth pussy (actually she had it lasered so there's no hair), which turns me on immensely, and I focus my camera on my cock (which is also shaved) so she can see when the volcano erupts. My girlfriend is so accomodating and I love her sooo much. She has had a little plastic surgery to keeps things firm and perky. One time she asked, "Guess what I'm having done this time?" And I had no idea, so I said "A labia augmentation?" (as a joke). She asked, "What the heck is that?" to which I replied, "Some porn starlets have their labia enhanced to look more full and plump." She said, "Would you like that?" and I said "Is the Pope Catholic?!!!" So, she went to the plastic surgeon and demanded that he perform this procedure. He didn't want to but she twisted his arm and he did it...and they are gorgeous!!!!!!!

I had tons of multiple orgasms today but didn't ejaculate because I want to go one more day with this tingly feeling that stays with me all day. When you practice daily with the prostate massager I use, you "train the body" to have "aftershocks" or "echo effects" of multiple orgasms. So, whenever I want to produce the tingly feelings or "aftershocks" of a multiple orgasm (during the day), I just squeeze my PC muscle and get a nice feeling.

I've attached a photo of my favorite toy: the Male Multiple Orgasm GENERATOR. I LOVE this thing!!!!!!!

Good Source of Viagra

Today I took 1/10 of a (100mg) Viagra and "exercised" for an hour or so. I inserted my Male Multiple Orgasm GENERATOR and it was great! My legs were spasming out of control and at times my jaw was shivering....My whole body was one big wave of pleasure... OH YEAAAA! Those multiples are NICE! I did not cum because I like the fact that tomorrow I can get turned on much quicker and it's much more intense if I don't cum the day before.....Here's a photo taken a few days ago when I did cum....

In my experience, the best source for Viagra is http://www.emediline.com/ ... they ship from overseas and it takes about 7-10 days. Sometimes they ship from India and other times from Pacific islands....The only screw-up was when I ordered twenty 50mg pills and they shipped twenty 100mg pills for the same price. Nice!!