Jackin With A Q-Link Causes Funny Things


Today I had a wonderful session. I took 5mg (1/20) of Viagra to give me "staying power", turned on some porn, inserted my Multiple Orgasm Generator and Oh, it was sooo good! I didn't want to stop....One thing that was different is that I got this device called a Q-Link recently and it is this disk that you wear around your neck that is based on "resonant harmonious technology" or something like that. Many golfers, tennis players and football players wear these things. It supposedly gets you "centered", focused and calmer by "amplifying your natural energy field". And everyone has a different frequency that they emit. If you have ever seen someone induce vibrational sounds from a wine glass that are transferred to any nearby wine glass then you have seen this principal at work. Now, I know this sounds hokey, but I did wear it for a tennis game last week and felt calmer and more focused. While I was strokin this morning I felt this urge to growl like a lion which has never happened before. And my whole body vibrated with this sound. It felt REALLY good. I kept this up for about an hour and a half and I feel sooo relaxed now. I didn't cum because I am visiting my girlfriend tomorrow and she insists that I save every drop of cum for her! I get in big trouble (less cock sucking) if I slip up...Hahahaha! I bought my Q-Link on eBay for 30-50% less than you see on other websites.

Photo of My Girlfriend Giving Me Multiple Orgasms


How She Had A Record Orgasm!

My girlfriend and I live 1,000 miles apart and we usually get together every week to ten days...but because of work demands it's been 2.5 weeks since our last rendezvous. Yesterday we finally got together and her rip-roaring orgasm was a "world record" for her. Here is how that happened... I arrived in her bedroom at 10:00am. She and I had been having sex talk for the previous few days....just talking about how we longed for each other and what we would do when we got together...this got us both excited...she was in bed with curtains drawn and 8 lit candles scattered around the room ...I took a half of Viagra 30 minutes prior because we sometimes go at it for 3 hours and I wanted to have "staying power" for my woman. I walked up to the bed and started kissing her....OH ! Absence does make the heart grow fonder. Here's the funny part: her big black dog named "Boo-Boo" was in the room and whenever he sees me hugging or kissing his "Mommy" he gets very jealous. He starts this crying and snorting that is sooooo funny! It's best described as a cross between a wolf's howl and repeated sneezing or snorting like a wild pig. I have never seen anything like this. His "Mommy" then tells him to be quiet and go lay down but he continues quietly wimpering while the lovers go about their thing. I then lightly stroke each side of her clit while I kiss her, which she really loves, and she squeezes my cock harder and harder. Yummmmmm! Then, after 15 minutes of heavy kissing and stroking she asks that I just insert the cock 1-2" and OH THAT FEELS SOOOO GOOD! Then she insists on sucking my cock and she is has an extraordinary routine. Starting near my ass, in the perineum area (one of the male "G Spots") she runs her tongue in a circular motion harder and harder then runs her tongue up the shaft and sucks the head soooo nicely. After 15 minutes, she asks if I want to get my "toy" (the Multiple Orgasm Generator) and I eagerly say "Ohh Yeeaa!!" We lube it up and as I insert it she sucks the head of my cock and WHAT ECSTASY! She continues the cock-sucking and it feels 50% better since the Multiple Orgasm Generator is in and the motor is turned on "medium" vibration. My legs start to spasm with pleasure. My jaw starts shivering with pleasure and I can't stop laughing. The waves of pleasure radiate all over my body as the multiples continue. OHHH YEAAAA! I get sooo turned on that my cock feels like it has grown another inch. Then she climbs on top ...I love it when she hovers her wet, hot, smooth pussy right over my cock....just letting it go in 1" or so then she rubs her clit on my shaft...every time her pussy touches the head of my cock I have a small multiple orgasm...She rides me for 45 minutes and I can feel her pussy slowly swelling up. She withdraws and applies some Astroglide lube to her clit. Since she has had all the hair lasered off and I shave all the hair off my pubic area we are SUPER-SLIPPERY. I know she is getting close to the BIG ONE. I hear her utter a quick "Ahh!" more and more... and then IT comes. OH MY GOD! PRAISE THE LORD! What an orgasm it was! It went on and on for 5 minutes... She was screaming at the top of her lungs. I was spanking one side of her ass and demanding that she "keep it going!". If I detected any diminishing of the orgasm I would thrust my cock hard and it would get intense for her again. I also use this NLP (Neuro-Linguistic-Programming) technique of kissing her neck, squeezing her right earlobe whenever she is climaxing whilst saying "OHH YEAAA!". This "trains" her body to react favorably in the future and I think that sometimes I can help induce an orgasm by repeating this action. And sometimes when we are out to dinner I'll kiss her neck, squeeze her earlobe and whisper "OHH YEAAA!" and it really turns her on...I can see her legs get goosebumps when I do this.
After she calms down, I climb on top and she says "Give me that cum!" and I get to pump it in her.... the Multiple Orgasm Generator gives me ultimate control (just squeeze your PC muscle to get super-turned-on) and I can cum exactly when I want to......OHH YEAAA!
So, guys, to summarize the ways to create a "world record orgasm" for your woman:
1. Intentionally force an absence of 2 weeks and repeatedly express your desire to have sex. Talk it up!
2. Make a "date" the morning you finally can get together and make it romantic (candles, dark room, no distractions)
3. Take a small dose of Viagra or equivalent so you have long "staying power"
4. Pay extra attention to the sides of the clit with your forefinger and tongue. Too much direct stimulation of the clit can be "too much" and turn her off so be careful.
5. Use a Multiple Orgasm Generator because it transforms your cock into a vibrator for her and it makes your experience 50% more-intense.
6. Let her get on top and ride you as long as she wants. She knows what feels best to her 1,000 times more thyan you do...so let her be in control by getting on top. Use lots of lube so you can get that super-slippery effect. Consider shaving both lover's pubic areas beforehand.
7. Always let her cum first! "Ladies first!" Make it your policy that she must always cum first or you can't. No faking, ladies. tell the truth if you just can't cum and try agian later.