My girlfriend drove me insanely crazy with lust and horniness yesterday morning …I mean, I was turned-on like never before… I’m getting a giant throbbing erection just thinking about it. It was sooo delicious I woke up at 4:00am this morning and stayed awake thinking about it for an hour and a half.
Guys, have you ever been so turned-on that you moan “OH …. MY… GOD…GOD, GOD, GOD, GOD", (over and over) and then you start to mumble incoherent words and syllables (and you don’t know where they came from)? Have you ever been so crazy-horny that your teeth start chattering (like when you are freezing cold) but these are from shivers of pleasure running up and down your back? Have you ever been so turned-on that your leg starts shaking with involuntary spasms (like when you rub a dog’s belly and its leg starts shaking)? Have you ever been driven so horny that you start humping the air or parts of her body?
Has she ever turned you on so much that tears of joy start running down your cheeks? Or drool starts coming out of your mouth? Or she lightly pinches your nipple and you jump like a startled jackrabbit with electric shocks of pleasure?
Well, all of this happened to me yesterday in the space of an hour and I never wanted it to end but she had to go to work.
So, girls, do you want to know how you can turn-on your guy and make him lust for you like never before? Guys, want to know how you can get turned-on like never before?
Some of what I’m about to reveal is actually what most guys secretly want OR they aren’t aware of their bodies enough to know what I’m talking about.
OK, here’s how it happens… we usually block off 2 hours for our “sexy time”. It mostly happens in the morning because that’s when we feel the most “sexually electrified”. I get out of bed one hour earlier than her and check my emails, drink some juice which helps me go to the bathroom (both “number 1” and “number 2”)…I drink some green tea or white tea because this helps keep hunger away and I find that having sex on an empty stomach feels way better. Then I take a long shower. In the shower I shave all the hair off of the front of my body from my neck to my ball sac and cock. She likes me smooth because she likes the feel of my bare skin on hers…also she likes licking a cock and ball sac that is silky smooth. Since I shave that area every day it’s quick and easy and only takes 2 minutes. Then I douche my rectum and wash my anus 3-5 times with body wash….I want to be super-clean for my woman. Then I apply some CP-28 pheromones inside my thighs and ball sac. Pheromones attract women to men and because I shower every day the natural pheromones get washed away and don’t have time to collect. Our ancestors normally took a bath once every six months, so pheromones naturally collected on their bodies. I’m not sure this CP-28 works but it can’t hurt and I want her to be attracted to that part of my body. I then take 1/3 of a 100 mg generic Viagra which will give me staying power for up to 3 hours and 20 minutes…I’ve had an erection on three occasions for that long and I know my girlfriend appreciates that ability. Then I say a short prayer and ask the Universe to help me turn her on to the max and then I slip back into bed as quietly as I can.
I start by lightly and slowly scratching her back which she really likes…. I don’t touch the pussy early in the game … this is important. The keys to turning most women on are:
1. The guy has to be dominant and take charge. Lead her.
2. Take your time….but don’t be boring or too predictable. Make her anticipate your next move.
3. Before “sexy time”, if possible, turn her on with “sexy talk” in email or texting…tell her what you want to do to her or that you’ve been dreaming about her.
4. During sexy-time, be playful, light-hearted and build sexual tension with surprise-moves.
5. Somehow get her to drop her mind-chatter. Get her to focus on the moment. Just say “Forget all your problems for now…”
Then what first drives me wild is that she wets her thumb and forefinger on one hand with saliva and strokes my penis head….then she takes her other hand and wets her forefinger and lightly strokes my anus and perineum. This combination really turns me on. Occasionally she slips a finger or two into my anus. This makes my penis soooo hard. Then she goes down on me and sucks my penis while stroking my anus with her finger. This is what I call “The Double Whammy”… Sometimes, in addition to the two things done above, she pinches a nipple with another hand… this is what I call “The Triple Whammy” and it drives me crazy-horny. By this time I am moaning big time and she says this turns her on too. Sometimes she slips more than one finger into my anus. OHHHH, it’s soooo good!.... Then she tells me to kneel over her and face-fuck her…. Wow, this is such a turn on… I get to watch her sucking me off and it turns me on even more…. Then if I’m really lucky, she says “Get on your hands and knees!” and she gets behind me and sucks my cock, licks my ball sac, licks my perineum, and, last BUT NOT LEAST, licks my anus (while stroking my penis)….OMG, this is such a turn on! This drives me absolutely crazy with lust and makes me scream into a pillow. I stroke her clit at this time and it’s really become big… when I finally fuck her I can tell she is really turned on and she has a giant orgasm. While she is cumming I always squeeze her right ear lobe. This is to create a “memory” of the orgasm and sometimes when we’re out I squeeze her ear lobe and whisper something to her and she says it sends shivers of pleasure through her body.
So, girls, now you know the secret to driving a guy into an absolute crazy-horny state where he has infinite lust for you…. Try it with him…it really works.
