Hitachi Magic Wand Gives 5 Second Orgasm

I got my girlfriend an Hitachi Magic Wand which is the most popular vibrator sold in the world. I've seen them in use (by a former girlfriend) and know that they are like the Formula One racers of vibrators....very high powered because they are 110V and not like these little battery-powered vibrators.... She took a first-look at it and said "Ugh, the head is so big....what am I supposed to do with it?" ... I then showed her the Gee Whiz attachment that goes on the head. It's basically a curved penis (designed to hit the G-Spot just right) and a clitoral stimulator that fits on top of the Magic Wand.... I urged her to use use it (often) while I'm at work and when I got home she told me that around 3:00pm she felt tingly and and plugged it into the wall outlet at 3:05pm....then she inserted it, turned it on and in 5 seconds, yes, 5 seconds, she had a rip-roaring orgasm! She LOVES her Hitachi Magic Wand (with the Gee Whiz attachment).... Girls you gotta get one of these!

Further Adventures With Hormones

Wow, we've been busy! Since my girlfriend had her second injection of estrogen and testosterone (3 weeks after the first one), her level of horniness has amped itself up even more. We have intercourse at least once every day and she masturbates at least once more each day...She is averaging one orgasm/day.... IT'S GREAT!!! Her body has changed in the following ways:

- nipples larger and more sensitive

- vulva swollen 50%....(I think it looks very sexy and I get turned on just looking at it)

- clitoris 3-4 times larger and more sensitive when erect (this is the best part because I love to play with it when it's so big and she's more responsive to my touch and licks)

- spontaneously turned on: for no apparent reason, she'll regularly get a tingling sensation in her clit and want to get fucked.... Or, anytime I want to make her laugh I just touch her clit while kissing her and it's a big turn on....we do this in public sometimes just to be adventurous.

- the inside of her vagina is poofed up and tighter on my cock.

- If I am in the mood and want to get her in the mood fast, I can just show her some video porn or magazine porn and she's rarin' to go in about 3-5 minutes! This never had any effect before. 

- she is in a continuing state of mild ecstasy all day....more relaxed and happy

- she is developing some mild "six pack abs" from working out....they look good... No apparent side effects....

   Just for the fun of it, she injected me with .5ml of testosterone to see what would happen and after a week I noticed some (mostly) good and bad changes:

- my cock would get harder than usual when aroused

- I get this urge to bite her neck (nice biting followed by a kiss)

- I get the urge to have sex and/or masturbate at least 2-3 times a day

- I am losing body fat and my workouts are showing better-quicker results

- almost whenever she wants a hard cock, all she has to do is to suck it for 3-4 minutes and "Voila!" she has a hard man, ready-to-service her!

- possible bad side effects: I get irritated more easily by the lost, inattentive, out-of-state drivers who crowd the streets of South Florida in season..... I am more aggressive in sports to the point that I lose my cool but I am more competitive.....one good effect is that I have become very aggressive in my sales job and want to "go for the kill" with every customer....so my sales are going up.....I also want to work out harder which previously was hard to do on some days....

I really like the changes these hormones have brought to the quality of our lives.

Cougar Barbie Attack!

My girlfriend showed me a video about Barbie turning age 50 and she has now morphed into "Cougar Barbie".... a very horny and aggressive sex maniac.... we've watched the video on You Tube about 20 times and can't stop laughing. Anyhow, my girlfriend is acting like Cougar Barbie....For my birthday she told me she had something special for me and it was "Oh so good!" ... First she told me to take a shower and wash all over...then she threw me onto the bed and said "Get on your hands and knees, boy!" and proceeded to lick my perineum, lightly stroke my  ball sac and lick the cock from all angles.... soon I was shivering with pleasure. Next, she rolled me over and sucked the cock for some 20 minutes. Then she inserted my Ultimate Prostate Massager and turned it onto the "jackhammer" program and sucked the cock very diligently for aanother 15 minutes...Oh, this is THE BEST!!!....Finally she got on top and rode me hard like a Bucking Bronco Cowgirl until we both came.... I love my Cougar Barbie! Check out the video, it's pretty funny.

Women's Viagra Is Here!

Women’s Viagra Is Here!      We heard about this through an In vitro Fertilization nurse we know who is best friends with my girlfriend…some doctors are prescribing this to women who have lost their libido. The nurse had gotten a prescription for herself and advised us that it doesn’t kick in for a week, but after it does, you have a wild Tigress on your hands. She said her nipples and pussy were tingly and very sensitive all the time and we were with her in a bar and I could tell she was very horny.  She went out to a nearby sex toy store, bought a remote control G-spot vibrator, inserted it and let us operate the controls… Oh, she was very turned on. Her boyfriend actually wanted her to lower the dosage because he couldn’t keep up. She wanted sex all the time. Then my girlfriend got a prescription for this because her libido has been lagging lately. It is an Intra Muscular injection of hormones (estrogen and testosterone) given every three weeks and I administered it (into the upper buttocks) …Nothing happened for about 5 days. She felt nothing different. Her nipples started getting slightly more sensitive to the touch on the fourth day. Then,  when I came home on the afternoon of the 5th day she had this huge smile on her face and said she needed me……badly! And we had intercourse for one action-packed hour. And every day thereafter, we have done it at least once per day….sometimes twice a day….and she cums very easily and quickly……this really works and I know there can be side-effects and so she makes sure she gets her Pap Smears every six months and we watch for any changes….You will read about this amazing prescription in the future….  

Magna-RXtra Supercharges Sex

Magna-RXtra really does supercharge sex. I had used it before but never read the full instructions…so I didn’t think it was any different from regular Magna-Rx and I only took one pill a day... The long-version directions say to try taking two pills per day together before having sex…so I tried it for the first time today and OMG! It was great. I took the two pills at 8:00am and started to do some office work….at 8:42am I noticed a tingle in my G-Spot area (perineum)… By 9:00am I had a warm and fuzzy feeling and knew I HAD to go back to bed and snuggle with the gf. So, I took a shower, triple-washed everywhere and slid back into bed. My girlfriend was sleeping and as I lay there I got incredibly horny over the next 15 minutes. The urge to go jack-off was overwhelming but I resisted and “helped” the gf wake up. She stroked my cock, perineum and ass and they were Super-Sensitive! It was shockingly good. My cock craved being sucked and my wonderful gf obliged. Then she licked my perineum while she stroked the cock and waves of pleasure engulfed me…then for even MORE SENSITIVITY I inserted my Ultimate Prostate Massager while she sucked the cock. OMG! IT WAS SOOOO INTENSE! My cock was harder than it’s ever been…I have the new version of the Ultimate Prostate Massager with seven different "programs" and she was at the controls…as she changed each “program” (low vibration, medium, high, “weedwhacker", "jackhammer", etc), I nearly jumped 1’ off the bed as she sucked my cock and changed each program!.…It was sooo good....This is one of the “Top Ten Most-Turned-On Times” I’ve ever had….We went on for over an hour and finally came together as we had “wild monkey sex”….MagnaRXTRA really is a great sex intensifier and it also supposedly enlarges the penis. I used regular Magna Rx for over a year and my cock isn’t really any longer but it is thicker and gets harder than before and it just feels better when being used.

Girlfriend Has Biggest Orgasm Ever!

....My girlfriend and I just spent a wonderful week in Paris which culminated with her "Biggest Orgasm Ever!" ... I'm still trying to figure out how that happened because I didn't do anything different. Was it the foie gras? Or the 1986 Chateau Puligny-Montrachet wine? Or the chocolate shaped like a housefly? I can't figure it out. We were staying in the oldest part of  Paris in an apartment building constructed in 1642. It was beautiful. Two foot-thick stone walls with carved gargoyles and dancing nymphs, massive old 15' tall doors with 200 year old glass windows and flowers everywhere. We kept the 14' tall french doors open to the courtyard because it was beautiful outside and I told her "No screaming if you cum because the neighbors might think I am killing you or something and come a-knockin'   ...and I don't want to have to answer the door with my 7" long dong sticking out and have to explain (in my very limited French) that everything is actually very-OK". So, I stroke her clit and she sucks the cock for a while oh-so-nicely, I insert the Ultimate Prostate Massager (which makes every moment of sex sooo much better) and I tell her to "ride the pony"...to which she says "That ain't no pony, that's a Clydesdale!"...well, after a while of cowgirl hard-ridin' she has this GIGANTIC orgasm, makes some really funny faces (because she wanted to scream and I wouldn't let her) and I have a huge orgasm too. With the prostate massager inserted, I have very accurate control over when I cum, which is important when you are a sex slave like I am. You can't disappoint The Mistress! 

I'm still not sure how or why this happened but it must have something to do with the charming, romantic settings that got her in the mood.

The photo above is a view of the cafe across the street from where we stayed on Ile de la Cite, where Paris was founded. That particular building was constructed in 1710 so it was relatively "new" but the interior was super-romantic....original stone floors, huge ceiling beams, wavy glass, comfortable love seats.....but the waiters had all the modern gizmos like portable wireless credit  card processors (they wear like pistols) which I haven't seen in the States....and the food was fab! I had some sliced filet in a peppercorn sauce, a warm spinach salad with goat cheese on baguettes and a nice Bordeaux.  "YUM-YUM"! 

Magna Rx Transdermal Topical Lotion Works

I've been using this Magna Rx cream along with their pills for 6 months and noticed some pleasant changes. No, my penis didn't grow 3"... but what happened is that it did get noticably thicker and harder when erect. This is a good thing because my girlfriend is a hard-ridin' cowgirl who sometimes gets going fast and in extreme directions and this could hurt at times. But since it thickened up, pain is NEVER a problem anymore. Also, I noticed that the area of maximum sensitivity grew from just around the head to now include the top 35%....I like this! The changes didn't happen suddenly.... it has just been a steady thickening over time and I will continue to use the cream to see what happens. Another thing that makes it harder and stronger is the Ultimate Prostate Massager. I just insert it and turn it on while we have sex and my girlfriend remarked on how hard my penis has been getting ... her new nickname for me is "Diamond Cutter" or "D.C." (because I get so hard I could damage her diamonds!)....Hahaha!