Top Ten Sex Toys (for men)


If we can agree that “toys”, in the broad sense of the word, are anything that are fun to play with then here is the list.

Top Ten Sex Toys (for men) starting with #1:

1. Ultimate Prostate Massager: this is the king of all men’s toys. It creates and amplifies a kinesthetic-neural connection between the prostate (male G-Spot), the perineum and the head of the penis, which is like connecting electrical batteries in series. It steps up the voltage, so the penis and everything-related feels extra sensitive. Basically, when you plug in and turn it on you feel like your pleasure and sensitivity has increased by 50%. It sends shivers of pleasure up and down your back and can make your legs shake uncontrollably with ecstasy like a dog whose belly is being scratched. No, it won’t make you gay! To be gay, you have to be more attracted to guys than girls… this is just about an extraordinary tool for ass-play that millions of guys are discovering.

2. Viagra or the generic equivalent. Even if your women already turns you on to the max, take a small dose (5mg-30 mg), for extra staying power and notice how it enhances the experience. Take it to the limit and see how turned on you can get without ejaculating. Use it in conjunction with the Ultimate Prostate Massager to see how many multiple, non-ejaculating orgasms you can have. Don’t use if you have blood pressure problems. It’s readily available on the Internet. You may want to get your first prescription through your doctor; then go onto the Internet and save big bucks for refills.

3. Astroglide: OK, so maybe it’s not exactly a sex toy….but in a way, it is…. It really helps in many ways and no Bachelor Pad or dutiful husband should be without it. It doesn’t evaporate as fast as other lubes. The only down-side is the taste which turns off some women…so just wash it off…

4. Hustler’s website videos: OK, I know it doesn’t seem like a sex toy, but it really is, because it’s fun to watch over 5,000 different videos at a cost effective price. For around $120 for 1 year, you get access to this website and their sister-sites (like Barely Legal)… the videos are sorted by genre, so if you like petit, large breasted, cowgirls with braces, with a foot fetish in fishnet stockings, also wearing a schoolgirl outfit, then you can sort your video searches this way! Every guy should be able to find something to turn them on in a big way.

5. Ice Lady Fleshlight: this is the closest thing you can have to sex. All the guys who have tried this tell me “Wow!” when they talk about this.

6. Buzz Two Music Activated Sex Toy Vibrator: This toy is lots of fun. It attaches to your mp3 player and the vibrations from the two bullets throb in time with the music, or by using the varied pulse settings on the toy itself. You can place the bullets in the 'his' (cock ring) and 'hers' (rabbit) skin-safe rubber covers or alternatively just use the bullets direct on each other's body parts…

7. Lots of towels and washcloths. Sex can be messy. Be sure to have plenty of clean towels and washcloths around. She will appreciate it and in the heat of passion, they can come in very handy.

8. Fetish Fantasy Leather Slapper: this paddle will show her who is in charge! Remember, one of the top fantasies of many women is to be dominated and spanked … just give her a few light whacks and see if she likes it…most of the time she’ll say “Do It Again!” and “Harder!”

9. Hitachi Magic Wand: OK, I know this is the Number One top-selling sex toy for women, but there are good reasons to have one of these….this is truly “heavy equipment” as it runs on 110 V electricity and is super high-powered… you may want to try applying this to the penis or the perineum when you are primed up and the orgasm will be superlative….also, if your woman needs some help, it can come in handy some days, because most women love these things.

10. Shower Massager: get a good quality shower massager … it feels good to spray it in certain areas…also, it’s easier to clean up (for Round #2) with one of these. If you use it to clean those hard-to-get-to places, you can advise your girlfriend that you are super-clean and deserve some extra licking of the perineum, anus and scrotum.… As Martha Stewart would say, “This is a good thing”.

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