Girlfriend Lets Me Cum In Her Mouth

We are in New Orleans' French Quarter for New Years. It's a romantic place because the food is extraordinary, the architecture is very unique and everyone here is in a partying mood. My girlfriend and I went to Antoine's Hermes Bar to watch the Bears beat the Vikings which is good for our New Orleans Saints. Antoines is a wonderful restaurant that was founded in 1840, so it's America's oldest restaurant that is still run by the descendants of the owner. After having a fabulous meal we went home and my girlfriend was unable to have an orgasm (she was still "wound up" from being with our parents over the holidays) and she said "Just fuck me fast and cum in my mouth!"... so I inserted my Ultimate Prostate Massager and fucked like a rabbit...It was really great when I came. It's such a mentally-exquisite event ... Girls if you want to give your man a big turn-on, just let him cum in your mouth every now and then...

Fantastic Fantasy Fest Fun

We went to Fantasy Fest again and stayed at the Marquesa Hotel, which Travel and Leisure magazine ranked as #1 in Florida. It's a restored 1880's sea captain's house with 14' high ceilings, beautiful wood floors, antique furnishings and a tropical paradise in the back yard with waterfalls, lush landscaping and two pools.... It's a very romantic place and I could tell my girlfriend was turned on by it all. Guys, this really is a special place to bring your woman....Fantasy Fest is like Mardi Gras, only for adults. So, you see many scanty costumes and a lot of nakedness on the street (disguised by a little body paint). It's actually legal for girls to be totally naked as long as you have body paint over the genitals and nipples...If you are within the ten square block "Fantasy Fest area" it's OK to have open containers of alcohol on the street, which is unusual for the State of Florida. We always dress up in costumes which is much more fun because everybody interacts and jokes around with you. Especially at night on Duval Street, you see some really great and risque costumes. I went as Hugh Hefner (dressed in satin pajamas) and my girlfriend was "Betty Page", a 1950's Playboy pinup girl and the first mainstream dominatrix. She was dressed as a dominatrix and would go around whipping all the bad boys and girls. We saw Fidel Castro and she went up to him and said "You have been a very bad, bad boy!" and started whipping him with her leather spatula/whip. Some Cuban-Americans were nearby and screamed with delight and applause. He bent over and loved it. Many people would just walk up and bend over and ask for a whipping....Isn't funny how some people love to get whipped?! It was nonstop antics and I've never laughed so much in one week. It was also a turn-on to see all the sexy costumes and we can't wait for next year.

Wow! Girls, You Gotta Do This To Your Man!

OMG! My girlfriend gave me the best orgasm today. Since it's Sunday, we had plenty of time to get warmed up and after the usual foreplay she climbed on top, rode the pony hard and came in a big way. She then asked me how I wanted to come. Hmmmm, let's try something new... and I asked her to lick my ball sack and perineum, while my Ultimate Prostate Massager was inserted on the"Jackhammer" mode and I jacked off.... The sensations were FABULOUS and I exploded like never before....I must have shot sperm 4'.... Oh, baby, thank you soooo much!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

May Is National Masturbation Month

May is National Masturbation Month (as declared by Dr. Betty Dodson) so get busy! Since almost everyone in the world has "sex for one" at least once a month, it is actually the World's Most Popular Sport. So, isn't it kind of amazing that it isn't talked about more? I mean why can't we just admit publicly that we occasionally "choke the chicken" or "pet our kitties"? How did this come about? We know that in ancient Greek times, masturbation in public was OK. Masturbation was considered a gift from the gods and an effective rape-prevention technique.....The famous Greek philosopher Diogenes used to jack-off in the marketplace and when people would walk by he'd say something like "Isn't this like magic? It's like you could rub your stomach and get rid of hunger!"....So how come things changed? Why would such a healthful, pleasurable, convenient, stress-releasing, ecologically-sound (population control!), harmless, natural act of self-pleasuring become so unmentionable and embarrassing? 

The answer lies in the lies that were told by leaders of old. You see, back in the old days, more bodies were needed to work the fields, man the armies and pay taxes.  Leaders assumed that if people were masturbating instead of channeling all of their sex drive into reproducing, then they wouldn't produce enough new field workers, enough new pawns for their armies or enough new taxpayers to fund the insatiable demand for more tax revenue. Strength was perceived to be in numbers. So the leaders had to brainwash the common people to "be fruitful and multiply!"..... Hence, religion was used to help government to accomplish this and masturbation became a huge sin.  Medieval Christian Church Fathers used the masturbation taboo  to gain psychic power over an uneducated and frightened flock of followers. The goal was to grow their constituency with maximum speed so that rival tribes or religions would be out-numbered. Masturbation (an "unnatural sin") was viewed as a much worse sin than fornication, bigamy or adultery ("natural sins")...Don't ask me why one is "natural" and the other "unnatural"!  The "Natural Sins" could be absolved (pay a fine) with any Parish Priest. But if you committed the "UnNatural Sin", you had to pay a higher price and go to the Bishop. Since everybody masturbated, everybody could be made to feel shame, guilt and be made to pay for it. Wow, doesn't this sound like racketeering?! 

   So now it's time to revolt against these old taboos! Ladies, get out your vibrators! Guys, crank up some porn and start whacking! WE  have some catching up to do. A large group of senior citizens were polled on what their biggest regrets in life were....The Number One biggest regret?...........(drum roll please...)....70% said "not having more sex"! So get to work and pleasure yourself and then take that good feeling out into the world and spread it.  

Bless you my Brothers and Sisters, my Spankers and Wankers....Come let us play!

Hitachi Magic Wand Gives 5 Second Orgasm

I got my girlfriend an Hitachi Magic Wand which is the most popular vibrator sold in the world. I've seen them in use (by a former girlfriend) and know that they are like the Formula One racers of vibrators....very high powered because they are 110V and not like these little battery-powered vibrators.... She took a first-look at it and said "Ugh, the head is so big....what am I supposed to do with it?" ... I then showed her the Gee Whiz attachment that goes on the head. It's basically a curved penis (designed to hit the G-Spot just right) and a clitoral stimulator that fits on top of the Magic Wand.... I urged her to use use it (often) while I'm at work and when I got home she told me that around 3:00pm she felt tingly and and plugged it into the wall outlet at 3:05pm....then she inserted it, turned it on and in 5 seconds, yes, 5 seconds, she had a rip-roaring orgasm! She LOVES her Hitachi Magic Wand (with the Gee Whiz attachment).... Girls you gotta get one of these!

Further Adventures With Hormones

Wow, we've been busy! Since my girlfriend had her second injection of estrogen and testosterone (3 weeks after the first one), her level of horniness has amped itself up even more. We have intercourse at least once every day and she masturbates at least once more each day...She is averaging one orgasm/day.... IT'S GREAT!!! Her body has changed in the following ways:

- nipples larger and more sensitive

- vulva swollen 50%....(I think it looks very sexy and I get turned on just looking at it)

- clitoris 3-4 times larger and more sensitive when erect (this is the best part because I love to play with it when it's so big and she's more responsive to my touch and licks)

- spontaneously turned on: for no apparent reason, she'll regularly get a tingling sensation in her clit and want to get fucked.... Or, anytime I want to make her laugh I just touch her clit while kissing her and it's a big turn on....we do this in public sometimes just to be adventurous.

- the inside of her vagina is poofed up and tighter on my cock.

- If I am in the mood and want to get her in the mood fast, I can just show her some video porn or magazine porn and she's rarin' to go in about 3-5 minutes! This never had any effect before. 

- she is in a continuing state of mild ecstasy all day....more relaxed and happy

- she is developing some mild "six pack abs" from working out....they look good... No apparent side effects....

   Just for the fun of it, she injected me with .5ml of testosterone to see what would happen and after a week I noticed some (mostly) good and bad changes:

- my cock would get harder than usual when aroused

- I get this urge to bite her neck (nice biting followed by a kiss)

- I get the urge to have sex and/or masturbate at least 2-3 times a day

- I am losing body fat and my workouts are showing better-quicker results

- almost whenever she wants a hard cock, all she has to do is to suck it for 3-4 minutes and "Voila!" she has a hard man, ready-to-service her!

- possible bad side effects: I get irritated more easily by the lost, inattentive, out-of-state drivers who crowd the streets of South Florida in season..... I am more aggressive in sports to the point that I lose my cool but I am more competitive.....one good effect is that I have become very aggressive in my sales job and want to "go for the kill" with every customer....so my sales are going up.....I also want to work out harder which previously was hard to do on some days....

I really like the changes these hormones have brought to the quality of our lives.

Cougar Barbie Attack!

My girlfriend showed me a video about Barbie turning age 50 and she has now morphed into "Cougar Barbie".... a very horny and aggressive sex maniac.... we've watched the video on You Tube about 20 times and can't stop laughing. Anyhow, my girlfriend is acting like Cougar Barbie....For my birthday she told me she had something special for me and it was "Oh so good!" ... First she told me to take a shower and wash all over...then she threw me onto the bed and said "Get on your hands and knees, boy!" and proceeded to lick my perineum, lightly stroke my  ball sac and lick the cock from all angles.... soon I was shivering with pleasure. Next, she rolled me over and sucked the cock for some 20 minutes. Then she inserted my Ultimate Prostate Massager and turned it onto the "jackhammer" program and sucked the cock very diligently for aanother 15 minutes...Oh, this is THE BEST!!!....Finally she got on top and rode me hard like a Bucking Bronco Cowgirl until we both came.... I love my Cougar Barbie! Check out the video, it's pretty funny.

Women's Viagra Is Here!

Women’s Viagra Is Here!      We heard about this through an In vitro Fertilization nurse we know who is best friends with my girlfriend…some doctors are prescribing this to women who have lost their libido. The nurse had gotten a prescription for herself and advised us that it doesn’t kick in for a week, but after it does, you have a wild Tigress on your hands. She said her nipples and pussy were tingly and very sensitive all the time and we were with her in a bar and I could tell she was very horny.  She went out to a nearby sex toy store, bought a remote control G-spot vibrator, inserted it and let us operate the controls… Oh, she was very turned on. Her boyfriend actually wanted her to lower the dosage because he couldn’t keep up. She wanted sex all the time. Then my girlfriend got a prescription for this because her libido has been lagging lately. It is an Intra Muscular injection of hormones (estrogen and testosterone) given every three weeks and I administered it (into the upper buttocks) …Nothing happened for about 5 days. She felt nothing different. Her nipples started getting slightly more sensitive to the touch on the fourth day. Then,  when I came home on the afternoon of the 5th day she had this huge smile on her face and said she needed me……badly! And we had intercourse for one action-packed hour. And every day thereafter, we have done it at least once per day….sometimes twice a day….and she cums very easily and quickly……this really works and I know there can be side-effects and so she makes sure she gets her Pap Smears every six months and we watch for any changes….You will read about this amazing prescription in the future….  

Magna-RXtra Supercharges Sex

Magna-RXtra really does supercharge sex. I had used it before but never read the full instructions…so I didn’t think it was any different from regular Magna-Rx and I only took one pill a day... The long-version directions say to try taking two pills per day together before having sex…so I tried it for the first time today and OMG! It was great. I took the two pills at 8:00am and started to do some office work….at 8:42am I noticed a tingle in my G-Spot area (perineum)… By 9:00am I had a warm and fuzzy feeling and knew I HAD to go back to bed and snuggle with the gf. So, I took a shower, triple-washed everywhere and slid back into bed. My girlfriend was sleeping and as I lay there I got incredibly horny over the next 15 minutes. The urge to go jack-off was overwhelming but I resisted and “helped” the gf wake up. She stroked my cock, perineum and ass and they were Super-Sensitive! It was shockingly good. My cock craved being sucked and my wonderful gf obliged. Then she licked my perineum while she stroked the cock and waves of pleasure engulfed me…then for even MORE SENSITIVITY I inserted my Ultimate Prostate Massager while she sucked the cock. OMG! IT WAS SOOOO INTENSE! My cock was harder than it’s ever been…I have the new version of the Ultimate Prostate Massager with seven different "programs" and she was at the controls…as she changed each “program” (low vibration, medium, high, “weedwhacker", "jackhammer", etc), I nearly jumped 1’ off the bed as she sucked my cock and changed each program!.…It was sooo good....This is one of the “Top Ten Most-Turned-On Times” I’ve ever had….We went on for over an hour and finally came together as we had “wild monkey sex”….MagnaRXTRA really is a great sex intensifier and it also supposedly enlarges the penis. I used regular Magna Rx for over a year and my cock isn’t really any longer but it is thicker and gets harder than before and it just feels better when being used.